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I'd teacher her a lesson, if you know what I mean.

I'd treasure her chest, if you know what I mean.

I'd sample her platter, if you know what I mean.

I'd leave a present in her gift box, if you know what I mean.

id have sexual relations with her and let her eat my soul if you know what i mean.

I'd take her for ride, if you know what I mean

Like to be assaulted by her, if you know what i mean

I'd put a round in her chamber, if you know what I mean.

I'd test her flexibility, if you know what I mean.

i would buy that at high price if you know what i mean, stranger

I'd get her lei'd if you know what I mean.

I'd give her something to play with, if you know what I mean.

id like to get the cold sholder from her if you know what i mean

I'd drive her hole in one, if you know what I mean.

I'd blah blah blah her tidal wave, if you know what I mean.

I'd unload on her, if you know what I mean.

I'd give these two some extra credit to work on, if you know what I mean.

I'd descend her chimney, if you know what I mean.

I can make her real happy, if you know what I mean.

Id work it harder,better,faster,stronger if you know what i mean

I'd give her something to lick, if you know what I mean.

Sorry, I don't know what you mean.

>>919084

wait wait wait... don't you mean you'd let her descend YOU chimney?

damn... i meant you're*

She can drink my milk, if you know what I mean.

I'd give her a cavity search, if you know what I mean.

She could give me a physical, if you know what I mean.

I have something else they could ride on, if you know what I mean.

>>919101

She can succu my bus if you know what I mean.

She can keep me after class, if you know what I mean.

I'd give her something to eat, if you know what I mean.

I'd show her my hard drive, if you know what I mean.

I'd sprinkle her with pixie dust, if you know what I mean.

She can eat my meat, if you know what I mean.

She could extend my bloodline, if you know what I mean.

She'd reap a bountiful harvest from me, if you know I mean.

She can bump my thread, if you know what I mean.

She can smoke my pipe, if you know what I mean.

I'd give her something to wear, if you know what I mean.

She wearing an eye patch 'cause I accidentally poked her, if you know what I mean.

She's tired from last night, if you know what I mean.

She can service me, if you know what I mean.

>>919051
ide fuck her in the ass, if you know what i mean.

I'd pet her kitty, if you know what I mean.

inHERendo!

>>919070
Ditto here, if you know what I mean.

>>919145 correction

In Her end, Oh!

Erection! If you know what i mean

I'd Rider... if ya know what I mean

>>919134
>>919185
>>919145
>>919179
...thanks for participatin >.>

Your wife... interested in 'photographs', eh?

Oh hey I remember you

YOU'RE FUCKING AWESOME, yo did those Girly-girl threads a while back...

Man, that shoulda been archived

I'd give her a pole to dance around, if you know what I mean.

I'd lay siege to her castle walls, if you know what I mean.

>>919259


Well, I can safely say that I have had enough of this crap. I just tried to post, in a really polite, well written spellchecked essay, about how Shittalk.fuckshit should stop spamming /e/, the best place to fap.

I got a fucking message that said I was a fucking troll, and I can't get back on there for seven God damned days (Not that I'd ever want to go there)

So I have no choice but to post it here, hoping one of you Anontalk guys would read it. In fact, sorry about the Shitalk thing, I'm just pissed is all.

It has come to my attention that you feel it necessary to spam to get users. Let me be the first to say, this is the worst kind of marketing ever. I have also noticed that /e/ has taken most of this...no question, /e/ is the best place to fap, and we are probably one of the tamer boards around here. However, we are all human, we all have human urges, and some of us call this "fapping"

To do this is...or sould be simple. You have probably done it at some point, so you can imagine how spam and or ads can ruin this "Fapping".

Too long for you? Spam ANYWHERE else. Spam /b/, spam /relationshit/, spam that one travel board no one cares about, but please...

PLEASE

Stay AWAY from /e/.

>>919089
ahhhhh I miss him so

She could sing into my microphone, if you know what I mean.

I'd check her off my list, if you know what I mean.

I'd give her something to clean, if you know what I mean.

I'd fill her tea cup, if you know what I mean.

She could let me innertube, if you know what I mean.

She could lick my ladle, if you know what I mean.

I'd finger her bass, if you know what I mean.

>>919308

Troll.

>>919259
A girly-girl thread is in the works, if you know what I mean ^.^

she's only a drawing, if you know what i mean...

I'd pierce her heavens, if you know what I mean.

I'd show her some hot stuff, if you know what I mean.

I need to make a service call, if you know what I mean.

This is ridiculous, but man I havent laughed this much in a long time.

this thread is fucking epic

I'd inject her with my needle, if you know what I mean.

I'd give her a medicine ball, if you know what I mean.

I'd play a couple hands with her, if you know what I mean.

i would fuck that ass if you know what i mean.

>>920023
sauce on pic

>>920043

I don't get it

I'd hit her airbags at high velocity, if you know what I mean.

I'd make her pom-poms shake, if you know what I mean.

She could sheath my sword, if you know what I mean.

I'd plant me mast in her poop-deck, if you know what I mean.

I'd steam her buns, if you know what I mean.

I'd frolic through her field of wildflowers, if you know what I mean.

She could sit on my throne, if you know what I mean.

I'd give her some catnip, if you know what I mean.

She could give me a lesson in chemistry, if you know what I mean.

She could use my staff to shoot magic missiles, if you know what I mean.

I'd let her asuka me, if you know what I mean.

Pretty Pretty Princess, you are my favorite person on /e.

>>920237
I don't get it =/

I'd activate her seven swell, if you know what I mean.

I'd show her my bankai, if you know what I mean.

i'd give her a shower, if u know what i mean

>>920237
beat you up while screaming at you in German?

>>920259
suck me= suka me: "id let her a-su(c)ka me" it makes sense. its just a bad analogy.

>>920351
that sounds awfully /d/. but if it is asuka it sounds kinda fun ^_^ BRING IT ON~!

>>920357
plus she's cute anyway so it's all good

I'd wake her up, if you know what I mean

>>920356
>suck me= suka me: "id let her a-su(c)ka me" it makes sense. its just a bad analogy.

So we have two different ways to prove that you're an idiot.

I'd let them dance on my pole, if you know what I mean.
also
FUCKING ARCHIVE THIS

id slip my cock in her pussy if you know what i mean.

I'd shyly approach her, strike up a conversation, discover we have several things in common, become friends with her, watch as our friendship grows closer, nervously ask her out on a date, court her over a long period of time, ask her hand in marriage, and have happy consensual sex with her on our wedding night in the missionary position for the purpose of reproduction, if you catch my drift

>>920706
you sick fuck!

I would place my goods in her basket, if you know what i mean

>>920706
You were good until the courting part. It's not going to happen that way. Most guys who start falling for their friends get friend zoned quick because the girls don't want to "ruin the friendship."

Just raep. It saves a lot of trouble.

>>920848
and why is that sir? or are you a female?

>>920978
Everyone knows it's the truth. Girls only want someone they're attracted to, and becoming friends with her is the first step to losing that sense of attraction.

Sadly most women (and men) these days seem to stop growing mentally after the age of 12. Otherwise this wouldn't be so commonplace.

I'd like to be her master, if you know what I mean.

i would put my erect penis into her vagina until i ejaculated if you know what i mean

This is like the best cross between /e/ and Whose Line is it Anyway? ever.


...and I think I'm the first person on the planet to say that sentence. Yay me.

id release is her if you know what I mean

Epic shit.

I'd test her vocal cords out if you know what I mean

I'd order an extra large pizza dat butt, if you know what I mean.

i'd go eye her flower, if you know what i mean

I'd let her fiddle my instrument, if you know what I mean.

I'd hang her out to dry, if ya know what I mean

She could push me into her spring, if ya know what I mean

I would order up something delicious, if you know what I mean

I'd give her trench-foot, if you know what I mean

I would read her climax and spoil the story, if you know what I mean

She could beat me to death, if you know what I mean

>>920454
>>922600
these two are the best for me

She can put her curse on me and keep me in bed, if you know what I mean.

Wouldn't be a bad true love's first kiss, either.

>>922628

BAKA GAIJIN WESTERN ART

bump

I've seen this episode..

bump this epic thread