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ITT: Newfriends

I feel nothing, man.

Diamond is the hardest substance known to men.

Great failure, OP.

Then i was phone.

>>95218202
Then who was on the phone?

diabetes

>>95218331
I don't know, i'm just phone.

I accidentally inserted a whole bottle. Is this good?

>>95217095

You, sir, are and idiot. :(

I am charging my L.A.S.E.R.

I hear that mudkips interest you greatly?

This is a thread which has been a failure.

I was recently made aware of your fondness for Mudkips.

>>95217624
harder than the boner i got looking at that flaming bidoof?

How do I shoot web?

moar

A certain bear called Pedro approves of this current post and the picture that was posted with it.

I have a bucket.

>>95219163
More, please.

What a fantastic thread you have here, OP! I congratulate you!

I am in your base, killing your men.

>>95217095

You are a winner.

niggers

I would have sex with her/him.

How are babies made?

>>95217624

Might in inquire as to how babies are formed?

please do not kill yourself, you heterosexual

This young man ended his life tragically and will be remembered as a hero

>>95218579

You, sir, are a fool.

The rejection of millhouse as a meme has lead to its creation as a meme

*laugh out loud* what?

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If you get angry, you lose.

It's Saturday; post some pictures of cats!

>>95218202
>>95218447

These two were posted by the same person.

THE WORLD

This thread should be put in an archive so that people can see these posts long after the thread is no longer viewable from the main page.

Oh, really?

>>95220766

Yes, really.

If your scrotum touches another man's scrotum it doesn't really make you homosexual.
Homosexuality is something that's printed in the homosexual's genes. Something they can never change about themselves even though they often oppress it due to social pressure.
So don't be afraid to touch scrotums with another man. It won't make you homosexual.

WRRYYYYYYYY
>>Why?

I have a problem. My girlfriend and I were together for a number of years, and she just broke up with me recently. I don't know what to do with myself now... If a post ends with 38, I will take their advice.

I know what you are going to say, and I don't want to hear anything telling me to kill myself or rape her.

For those who thought my post was too long and did not read it, my girlfriend broke up with me, and whoever's post ends with 38 decides what I do next.

>>95217095

Don't you mean "In this thread, we fix memes."?

Hello good sirs!

I'm making this reply to take the thread back to the front page.

大和鈴蘭 (Yamato Suzuran)

Post breasts, or get out of this thread.

>>95221048
LURK MOAR, FAGGOT

Bring back the gentleman who was previously the moderator of this board.

By reading this text, you have lost a game in which you lose by remembering said game.

Testing a post.

post a photograph or you have made the entire story up

>>95221456

Damn you, I had been winning said game for quite some time, and your post caused me to lose this game.

>>95221390
Spend more time reading this imageboard before making posts, you flaming homosexual.

The original poster is a homosexual.

I exclaim great pleasure for the pokemon named Seaking!

Ask me questions related to my profession or hobby.

Luigi

There is something in this picture that is startling. Once you see it, you will wonder how you ever missed it to begin with. When you see this hidden thing, you will be so startled, you will feel like you could excrete a brick and not notice.

Also, this thread is no longer about its original topic, but rather about pictures with captions intended to motivate.

That picture does not accurately portray the gender it claims itself to be.

This cake is delicious, you should try it.

Regardless of how much this figurine looks to be modeled after a female, it is truly a male.

Congratulations. You have won an internet connection. A router will be sent to your home along with a internet deal with your phone company.

This thread is now over, there is nothing of quality to be added after this point.

>>95219658
>>95219650
I am insinuating that these two posses a collection conscious which came from spending too much time on this imageboard, resulting in posting an almost same idea at almost a same time.

http://rapidshare.com/files/146710912/AVRIL.wmv
http://rapidshare.com/files/142238723/hmmmm.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/136411698/bbam.wmv
http://rapidshare.com/files/127564003/caseyface.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/127565207/caseyface.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/127561554/caseyface.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/147931676/q.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/147931675/fems.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/149287729/Wednesday.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/149287728/SceneGirlz.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/149307693/SceneGirlz2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/149287727/Rawr.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/149287726/Jacinta.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/149044527/ruski.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/158942642/GothSexSceneGirls.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/158942644/GothSexSceneGirls.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/160148710/Applemilk.Emily.Debut.Applemilk1988_SONiCHU__NCN_.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/160149649/Applemilk.Emily.Debut.Applemilk1988_SONiCHU__NCN_.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/160150522/Applemilk.Emily.Debut.Applemilk1988_SONiCHU__NCN_.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/160151412/Applemilk.Emily.Debut.Applemilk1988_SONiCHU__NCN_.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/160152267/Applemilk.Emily.Debut.Applemilk1988_SONiCHU__NCN_.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/160153106/Applemilk.Emily.Debut.Applemilk1988_SONiCHU__NCN_.part6.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/160153931/Applemilk.Emily.Debut.Applemilk1988_SONiCHU__NCN_.part7.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/160154298/Applemilk.Emily.Debut.Applemilk1988_SONiCHU__NCN_.part8.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/161087507/3sum.m4v

A Japanese copula, or word used to grammatically link a subject and predicate. i.e. It is a Japanese verb meaning "to be".
A Japanese copula, or word used to grammatically link a subject and predicate. i.e. It is a Japanese verb meaning "to be".
A Japanese copula, or word used to grammatically link a subject and predicate. i.e. It is a Japanese verb meaning "to be".
A Japanese copula, or word used to grammatically link a subject and predicate. i.e. It is a Japanese verb meaning "to be".
A Japanese copula, or word used to grammatically link a subject and predicate. i.e. It is a Japanese verb meaning "to be".
A Japanese copula, or word used to grammatically link a subject and predicate. i.e. It is a Japanese verb meaning "to be".
A Japanese copula, or word used to grammatically link a subject and predicate. i.e. It is a Japanese verb meaning "to be".
A Japanese copula, or word used to grammatically link a subject and predicate. i.e. It is a Japanese verb meaning "to be".
A Japanese copula, or word used to grammatically link a subject and predicate. i.e. It is a Japanese verb meaning "to be".
A Japanese copula, or word used to grammatically link a subject and predicate. i.e. It is a Japanese verb meaning "to be".
A Japanese copula, or word used to grammatically link a subject and predicate. i.e. It is a Japanese verb meaning "to be".

Requesting a source where you obtained this picture.

Learn to do things on the internet such as searching, etc.

No, you.

Posting to keep this thread alive, even though I myself am not posting anything of worth in it.

Go back to imageboard or forum you came from, you retarded homosexual.

I believe the poster of this tidbit simply copied it and pasted it into his comment.

I have ensured that this thread will be seen by future generations by spending ten cones in order to put it in the archive.

This discussion is a victory of epic proportions.

Be a hero.

>>95223363

In actuality, that comment applies more accurately to you than it does to me.

When did this thread went from a meme-fixing thread to a verbose thread?

THE WORLD!

>>95223848

When it became more fun to type and read.

やらないか

lulz