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203809703 - Diarrhea Songs

capsized — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 18:31:02 +0100

Does anyone remember those diarrhea songs we sang as kids? You know..

When you're up on the ladder,
And you hear something clatter,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Post some more!

203687371 - Weegee Wins

capsized — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 04:02:44 +0100

STARING CONTEST GOGOGOGO

203494746 - Verbose

capsized — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 04:07:14 +0100

203433411 - German Soldiers

capsized — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 04:06:05 +0100

203353806 - Dr. Who

capsized — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 04:02:01 +0100

Dr WHO Niggers!

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203317690 - Dumping My Fap Folder

capsized — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 03:57:48 +0100

Dumping my fap folder.
Pic related.

203252616 - Stoner Comics

capsized — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:16:27 +0100

stoner comics thread last one 404'd

203158583 - The Devil Made Me Do It

capsized — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:16:00 +0100

203015808 - Shark Penis Guy

capsized — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:15:48 +0100

dear /b/
i lost a bet.

pros - it got paid for plus 100 bucks in my wallet
its pretty fucking wicked

cons
nothing
what do you think

202700489 - Robot Unicorn Attack Comics

capsized — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:56:40 +0100

OOOOPPPPEEEEENNN YOOOUUURRR EYYYEESSS

202693446 - Reminiscing About The Interwebs

capsized — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:56:36 +0100

ITT: Reminisce about the interweb 'back in the day'

1) the dial up sound
2) constantly previewing porn vids on kazaa/limewire etc
3) old napster
4) yahoo chatrooms were good

202647372 - In Memory Of Cosmo

capsized — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:59:27 +0100

Hey /b/
Sad to say, we had to have my cat Cosmo put down today. He couldn't walk anymore. But I just wanted /b/ to know, he was a great muthafucking cat, and a true /b/cat. He was fat, grumpy and anti-social. He showed his support during the dusty the cat incident, and he was by my side during the great b0xy war. So what do you say, can we honor the great beast with a lolcat tribute?

Thanks.

inb4 all that stupid shit.

202374710 - Trolling The NSA's Monitoring Systems

capsized — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:48:22 +0100

Assassinate Obama

202374416 - Moar Draw Like A 5 Year Old

capsized — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:29:01 +0100

GO!

202241156 - Drinking Cards

capsized — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:28:44 +0100

4chan drinking game cards. looking for new cards to use with my frans

GOGOGOGOGO

202316633 - Earth v. Mars

capsized — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:55:32 +0100

202289787 - /solar/

capsized — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:55:25 +0100

Ten reasons why Mars is superior:
1. We haven't lost any war.
2. We pwned your asses hard in The War of the Worlds
3. We can use your motherfucking internet and troll you hard in /b/, but you can't do it on our marsnet.
4. We know your gay shitty language but you don't know ours.
5. You are primitive and ignorant people trying to spy us and failing miserably.
6. Oxygen is gay and makes you crave the cock. We don't fucking need it to survive.
7. You spent a shitload of money trying to send shitty rockets to our planet but you even failed to locate us.
8. You are so fucking stupid that you are trolling and fighting yourselves. Enjoy our invasion in 10 years.
9. You are so fucking butthurt that you keep bragging about these shitty olympic games, like it's that fucking important. When our motherfucking ships pwn your ass, will you respond by sucking our cocks?
10. We can insult you in your fucking language, just try to insult us in ours without looking like a complete twat.

TL;DR: Fuck you earthlings, your planet is gay.

202144028 - Real Life People And Their Pokemon Counterparts

capsized — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:55:15 +0100

ITT:If fictional characters/stars/politicians/anyone were trainers what pokemon would suit them

Pic related

202399150 - Infothread

capsized — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:55:08 +0100

INFOTHREAD, GO!

202091165 - How Does /b/ Cook Their Ramen?

capsized — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:35:52 +0100

How does /b/ cook their ramen?

201798733 - Time Travel

capsized — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:51:44 +0100

Who has a cap of the time traveler thread last night (2/26) where the guy claimed to be from 2020? He mentioned an earthquake in Japan happening today (2/27).

And then I wake up to see this. Pic fucking related, it blew my mind.

201757044 - Doubles Ban-Fest

capsized — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:06:08 +0100

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

201527212 - I Don't Seed Torrents

capsized — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:46:05 +0100

Pic unrelated.

My room is fill with pepsi and vodka bottles, beer cans, and an uncountable number of chip bags.

I hold my shit in for days, sometimes up to a week just because it feels strangely good.

I pick my nose and wipe it anywhere I can, be it the cuffs of my pants, or the inside of my pocket flaps, bed, chair, etc

When I fap I just go in my boxers and forget to change them later.

I don't seed torrents

I have more nasty habits but I can't think of them at the moment.

Disgusting habits thread go.

201469493 - Knock-Off, Bootlegged Shit

capsized — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:28:11 +0100

knock off bootlegg shit like this

201361186 - Retarded Customer Stories

capsized — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:26:11 +0100

In order to celebrate my recently acquired job, I want to hear your customer service horror stories and company secrets.

my contribution will be in the following post.

201341178 - Favorite Movie Quotes

capsized — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:25:55 +0100

Yer a wizard, 'Arry.

201321977 - moot Kills EFG

capsized — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:25:36 +0100

-never gunna give you up

201259534 - /b/: Verbose

capsized — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:25:18 +0100

Greeting in 4chan slang

text describing a situation, often a sexual failure followed by a plead for compassion and/or mental stimulation by endorphin increase.

Image has no logical connection.

201209134 - Stuck On The Top Of A Stone Pillar

capsized — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:25:12 +0100

You are stuck on the top of a stone pillar. Show your escape plan using only paint. Style points will be awarded

201158012 - Mother/Daughter Porn

capsized — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:25:14 +0100

mom and daughter porn

201100028 - Supreme Fail Guy

capsized — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:24:48 +0100

hai guise, Eric Failston here. Im just riding around on my pet.

200862524 - Saving Slayer and Killing MCRfags

capsized — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:24:18 +0100

G-g-g-guys, I b-b-b-booked us a new th-th-ththred so we can g-g-go to war!

200087142 - Alt Art

capsized — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:23:56 +0100

Alternative Art thread, go!

200331215 - Avatard

capsized — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:23:49 +0100

Here you go guys, i did the end like you asked =3

Ill start from the beginning

200613369 - Too Much Win

capsized — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:23:41 +0100

DON'T TELL ME ABOUT CTHULHU, FAGGOTS. THE KRAKEN AIN'T GOT SHIT ON THIS SQUID: HE'S THE REAL DEAL. HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE AND HARD AS STEEL.

GOT 1,200 BROTHERS, ROAMIN' THE DROWNIN' OCEAN, BANGIN' BELOW 2,300 FT - READ: "PUSSIES KEEP OUT" - THAT DEEP DOWN, IT'S A BITCH FREE ZONE. FUCK THE DOG, "BEWARE OF SQUID". STILL WANNA SEND YOUR SUB-RIDERS? YOUR DOCUMENTARY DIVERS?: HE'LL DROWN 'EM ON CAMERA, LIKE PACIFIC AL-QAEDA! HE HAS THREE FUCKING HEARTS, BUT FEELS NO REMORSE; HUGE BRAIN, GIANT DICK, RAZOR SHARP BEAK, BLADES IN ITS ARMS AND FLASHING FUCKING CHROMATOPHORES, LIKE DIRTY COP CAR SIRENS - BORN TO KILL!
A MAN SIZED (6FT) MURDERER, KING OF THE DEEP. GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM "DIABLO ROJO", THE RED DEVIL, MOTHERFUCKERS - AND HE'S INVADING YOUR BEACH.

199640954 - Flaws/Glitches/Things That Make No Sense In Pokemon

capsized — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:23:07 +0100

ITT: We point out all the flaws, glitches, and things that didn't make sense, in Pokemon Blue & Red

199315708 - SoniComics

capsized — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:22:35 +0100

199516891 - Poor Germany

capsized — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:21:24 +0100

Man it fucking sucks after the first world war. They took all my money, They took all my colonies, They took most of my land and for fuck sake they took my dignity.

199252283 - Argentina Vs Britain

capsized — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:21:15 +0100

Problem Argentina?

200304058 - Julius Caesar

capsized — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:20:01 +0100

This is Julius Caesar. One of the most powerful men of his time and still on of the most powerful up to today. Crushing anyone who defied him, Destroying Opposing forces in North Africa and declaring himself the soul dictator of Rome for life. This is Caesar

AND

199204546 - 4chan Inc.

capsized — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:35:42 +0100

ITT: Your assigned position at 4chan Inc.

198306092 - Bump Girl

capsized — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:11:58 +0100

so whatever happened to sageman? He'd make some awesome Rule 34 with Bump Babe (or girl, whatever it is)

198333333 - LeBron Hits 3s

capsized — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:10:07 +0100

I'm hitting a lot of threes.

197500725 - Mods Are Asleep; Post Tea Cozies

capsized — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:45:42 +0100

mods are asleep post tea cosies

197979565 - Go For Teh Caek

capsized — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:59:10 +0100

Oh man... its that damn delicious cake... It looks so good.

The path seems clear, should i go for it?

197806372 - Liz Lee in MLAL Thread

capsized — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:37:38 +0100

MLAL thread, please.
I am in love with her.

197006099 - Post Some Nodar

capsized — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:34:03 +0100

ITT: post some nodar

201863413 - Pokemon: PetSmart edition

capsized — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:55:33 +0100

Alright /b/, it's that time again!

1) Call (256) 922-0218 (A PetsMart in Huntsville, Alabama)
2) Ask for exotic-like animals
3) Start naming off Pokemon - Use clever names such as "The Fire-tailed lizard - also called 'Charmander'" or "The Japanese Lightning Mouse." I perfer Majikarp, the Oriental Fighting Fish. (AVOID using popular names at all costs)
4) Demand MUDKIPZ
5) ???
6) PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I might plan on going that way to picture their reactions if they get enough hits. Post any funny conversations ITT.

199220379 - Yotsuba

capsized — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:51:17 +0100

196939199 - /b/ Valentines

capsized — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:47:56 +0100

need moar funny/cute valentine pictures, like this one :)